What Everyone is Saying

Everyone is already talking about episode 2! Go Jillian Go!

RealitySteve.com says:

Wes, Jake, Mike, and Juanita are safe from earlier. The others getting roses are:

Jesse: Italy awaits you, pal.
David: A trial awaits you.
Ed: In case you haven’t noticed, Ed looks exactly like a cross between Robert Downey Jr and Jeremy Piven.
Sasha: You have ugly feet, my friend. Tanner will always hate you.
Mark: I have no idea who this guy is, which means he’s gotten no camera time, which means he’s going home soon.
Michael: Like he cares he got a rose.
Tanner the foot freak: Now Michael is happy. How cute that Jillian called their names back-to-back.
Kiptyn: The heart breaker is going to be around for a while now.
Reid: We haven’t seen much of him. But we will.
Robby: Apparently that Rozmo worked. He must’ve laced it with GHB.
Tanner F.: Another guy we have barely seen any of.
“Gentleman, Jillian, it’s the final rose tonight. Whenever you’re ready. David is about ready to spear Juanita from across the room, so you better make this quick.”

Brad: So he loses out on the solo date to Wes, but somehow managed to get a rose out of it.

So Julien, Mathue, Simon, and Brian didn’t get roses. We didn’t know much about any of them, so it wasn’t really sad to see them go. Well, except Brian, who blamed the weather on the fact that he was “hung like a lightswitch, so that probably didn’t help matters.” Thank you Brian for that visual. Now go comb the high schools for your next victim you creep. I would hope that Mathue would use this experience to see that his name is spelled incorrectly and he needs to fix it. As for Simon, he was the Agnese of this season. The European contestant who completely didn’t fit in. Except Agnese got to the final four, and Simon is going home in Week 2. That’s ok. Gives him more time to hang out in pubs, sing songs, and star fights while watching Liverpool play soccer. Yikes!

Astrochicks.com says:

Jillian, Jillian, Jillian, how could you give Mathue the boot and let slick Juan stay. UGH!!! It must have been all the cocktails. I wonder if she woke up the next morning thinking what the hell have I done? Mathue, a hot fitness trainer from Kansas, shed a few tears when he got the boot tonight. Was it because he really liked Jillian, or was it his male ego? Mathue, a Taurus, seems like a genuine guy. What kinda girl did he say he’s looking for on his myspace page?

Well, i wanna meet a girl that makes me a better man. I gotta have a country girl that loves to exercise and is God fearing. I have had a rough couple years, but time cures all. The love of my life broke my heart, my 3 year old black lab died of cancer(rest in peace Shadow-boo), and my roommate committed suicide. Bout time something goes my way. The Bachelorette show didn’t turn out as planned, but it opened some doors. I am now working at a gym called Sky Sport in downtown LA. Which airs a TV show called “Workout.” Tune in……follow your dreams, I am!!

Hollywoodgossip.com says:

Brian greets Jillian with "What's up, little hottie?" This obnoxiousness is topped only by Michael's taunting of the competition: ''In case anyone is curious what her bedroom is like, I, uh, can let you know later.'' Minus 6, morons. Despite being the personification of bad taste, Brian does make a point about our girl. Plus 8 for how good Jillian looked in the bank vault. Wow.Minus 3 for Brad being a moron. Who refers to it as "Papers, scissors, rocks?!?" So now the show has resorted to scavenger hunting, as opposed to heart warming, to earn a rose. Plus 4 for officially entering Rock of Love territory.

Chris Harrison needs to personally pimp-slap Tanner P. His foot fetish obviously creeped Jillian out, and there is nothing otherwise likable about him, yet he gets a rose. Can the competition she kicked off really be that much worse? No, the producers just told Jillian to keep him around a few weeks longer. Weak. Minus 9.